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Stihnout to brzy...","datePublished":"2017-11-27","dateModified":"2023-05-04","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.kocicarny.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.kocicarny.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/614460c3109f6ef46730ae87c5e2be623f574940fabcec1214dc0d8d5af688cf?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/614460c3109f6ef46730ae87c5e2be623f574940fabcec1214dc0d8d5af688cf?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"kocicarny.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.kocicarny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a305599_w1690_t1517072029.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.kocicarny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a305599_w1690_t1517072029.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.kocicarny.cz\/odkryta-tajemstvi-rybaru\/","wordCount":613,"articleBody":"\tKdy\u017e se zept\u00e1te ryb\u00e1\u0159e, pro\u010d chod\u00ed k\u00a0vod\u011b, pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b v\u00e1m odpov\u00ed, \u017ee ryba\u0159en\u00ed je adrenalin a z\u00e1rove\u0148 odpo\u010dinek. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b asi m\u00e1 pravdu. Stihnout to brzy r\u00e1no k\u00a0vod\u011b, v\u010das vybalit a p\u0159ipravit ve\u0161ker\u00fd ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd vercajk. Naj\u00edt v\u00a0t\u00e9 \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9 ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 vest\u011b, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 v\u00edc kapes jak Babi\u0161 balen\u00fdch ku\u0159at, v\u0161echny ty h\u00e1\u010dky, ol\u016fvka, obratl\u00edky a karabinky. Rychle promyslet jakou n\u00e1strahu pou\u017e\u00edt, \u0161up s\u00a0n\u00ed na h\u00e1\u010dek a \u2026 pane Bo\u017ee, kde m\u00e1m zase tu povolenku?! Znovu pro\u0161m\u00e1trat v\u0161echny ty kapsy – to je adrenalinu jak o v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch n\u00e1kupech!\tPokud jsem toto v\u0161echno p\u0159e\u017eil, \u010dek\u00e1 m\u011b kone\u010dn\u011b zaslou\u017een\u00fd odpo\u010dinek. Bohu\u017eel v\u011bt\u0161inou to nem\u00e1 konce a hned se za\u010dne vkr\u00e1dat nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 my\u0161lenka, \u017ee tam ta zaru\u010den\u011b trofejn\u00ed ryba nen\u00ed, vlastn\u011b \u017ee tam nen\u00ed v\u016fbec nic. Nevad\u00ed, d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd je p\u0159ece odpo\u010dinek\u2026opravdu? Nesmysl! To p\u0159ece nesta\u010d\u00ed!\tSamoz\u0159ejm\u011b, \u017ee rekrea\u010dn\u00ed rybolov m\u00e1 skryt\u00fd p\u016fvab, o kter\u00e9m se nahlas nemluv\u00ed a kter\u00fd d\u011bl\u00e1 z\u00a0pobytu u vody n\u011bco nep\u0159edstaviteln\u011b kouzeln\u00e9ho. Je to spojitost mnoha faktor\u016f, kter\u00e9 z\u016fst\u00e1vaj\u00ed nezasv\u011bcen\u00e9mu laikovi dokonale skryt\u00e9. Jak to tedy v\u0161e funguje?Faktor 1: Kolega\t\u00a0P\u0159\u00edtomnost ch\u00e1pav\u00e9ho kolegy v\u00e1m garantuje, \u017ee u \u201emrtv\u00e9 vody\u201c zaru\u010den\u011b neusnete a nav\u00edc dostanete skv\u011blou \u0161anci si zanad\u00e1vat na blbou tch\u00fdni, l\u00ednou man\u017eelku a drz\u00e9 d\u011bti. Pokud budete st\u00e1le poci\u0165ovat mal\u00e9 uspokojen\u00ed a znud\u011bn\u00e1 \u201evrba\u201c sed\u00edc\u00ed vedle v\u00e1s nebude vykazovat zn\u00e1mky znechucen\u00ed, m\u016f\u017eete klidn\u011b nasadit t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed kalibr \u2013 debiln\u00ed \u0161\u00e9f, debiln\u00ed vl\u00e1da a prezident, debiln\u00ed EU, debiln\u00ed cel\u00fd sv\u011bt a v\u016fbec, i ten debiln\u00ed vesm\u00edr u\u017e nen\u00ed, co b\u00fdval.\tProbl\u00e9m nast\u00e1v\u00e1 v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, kdy v\u00e1\u0161 kolega p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nenaslouch\u00e1 nebo je intelektu\u00e1ln\u011b na ni\u017e\u0161\u00ed \u00farovni ne\u017e vy a jeho verb\u00e1ln\u00ed a smyslov\u00e1 \u00farove\u0148 je pod hranic\u00ed d\u011brav\u00e9 gum\u00e1ky. V\u00a0takov\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed na \u0159adu dal\u0161\u00ed d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd faktor.Faktor 2: Lahev\tTakov\u00e1 lahev lacin\u00e9ho v\u00edna dozajista projasn\u00ed jakoukoliv primitivn\u00ed a zakrn\u011blou mysl, ale nejen to. I v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b\u00a0p\u0159\u00edzniv\u00e9 konstelace, kdy v\u00e1\u0161 ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd partner je ch\u00e1pav\u00fd a s\u00a0neskr\u00fdvanou radost\u00ed v\u00e1m naslouch\u00e1, jsou lahve stoln\u00edho v\u00edna neoceniteln\u00fdm pomocn\u00edkem. Rud\u00e1 frankovka nebo veltl\u00ednsk\u00e1 blond\u00fdnka jsou spole\u010dnice, kter\u00e9 v\u00e1m z\u00a0klidn\u00e9ho ryba\u0159en\u00ed na \u201elou\u017ei\u201ca vy\u010dp\u011bl\u00e9 nudn\u00e9 diskuze, ud\u011blaj\u00ed intenzivn\u00ed dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed na norsk\u00fdch fjordech prov\u00e1zen\u00e9 nekontrolovanou, ale vybrou\u0161enou konverzac\u00ed.Faktor 3: Dalekohled\tDalekohled by m\u011bl pat\u0159it do povinn\u00e9 v\u00fdbavy ka\u017ed\u00e9ho zku\u0161en\u00e9ho ryb\u00e1\u0159e. Jeho p\u0159\u00ednos je nutn\u00e9 pln\u011b vyu\u017e\u00edt v\u00a0okam\u017eiku postupuj\u00edc\u00edho alkoholov\u00e9ho opojen\u00ed. Mysl uvad\u00e1, konverzace kolabuje a je nezbytn\u00e9 naj\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00fd vhodn\u00fd inspirativn\u00ed stimul. Dalekohled poslou\u017e\u00ed dokonale, sta\u010d\u00ed jen spr\u00e1vn\u011b zac\u00edlit – kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 rostl\u00e1 la\u0148, kter\u00e1 kousek od v\u00e1s vystoupila z\u00a0p\u0159ilehl\u00e9ho lesa a ladn\u00fdmi pohyby se zvolna p\u0159ibli\u017euje. Nehybn\u00fd majest\u00e1t vody ji celou obstupuje a s\u00a0naprostou p\u0159esnost\u00ed kop\u00edruje jej\u00ed \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 proporce. Zam\u011b\u0159ujete se na jej\u00ed velk\u00e1 pevn\u00e1 prsa. Nekontrolovateln\u011b v\u00e1mi prostupuje vzru\u0161en\u00ed. V\u00a0tuto chv\u00edli za\u010dnete p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let, jak se sakra zbavit faktoru 1\u2026No nen\u00ed ta ryba\u0159ina kouzeln\u00e1?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3.9\/5 - (12 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Odkryt\u00e1 tajemstv\u00ed ryb\u00e1\u0159\u016f","item":"https:\/\/www.kocicarny.cz\/odkryta-tajemstvi-rybaru\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]